Social Commentary

Okay so today's blog is brought to you by awkward instances at my family store. So let's say someone is trying to playfully flirt with you and you are in no way interested but it's at your workplace not theirs? I say this because two times so far a particular person that works in the mall has made some kind of physical contact with me. It creeps me out for one I'm not big on that sort of thing. For two it's like why the hell are you trying to touch me. Do you think before you act? It hasn't been anything serious and I'm sure I'm just being overly critical. And then again commentary on my ever so changing body, someone (who quite frankly has no business talking to me in any informal manner) and the same person who has said something to me before today brought up my butt and I really would like to punch him in the mouth. And it's so awkward too. "I'm so proud of you losing all that weight..your legs look so strong I bet they are stronger than mine..but you can't out run me..and you butt got so much smaller..It's a cute LITTLE butt now. So when you gonna let me take you out though..I owe it to you..I missed your birthday..(yadda ya)" POW right in the mouth. Leave me alone me and my butt sheesh. Plus I can't run/go away cause I work there. It's not like I go to other people harassing them (cause that's kinda what it is in all honesty.) It's just freaking annoying and I can't wait to get out of this place once and for all.
Oh and people get too comfy too quick. I talk to you because I work here and I'm obligated to be nice. I am not your friend, I don't like you. You creep me the fuck out and you smell bad. I wish you wouldn't ask me to hang out with you because it will never happen in any lifetime. I wish you wouldn't try to talk to me outside of my work place either cause frankly I don't give a damn about anything that comes out of your mouths. I'm just saying. And not to be mean but some people it's like Are you crazy for thinking you could even approach me. "let me hang out with you, I'll make it fun..I promise." Shut up I've told you numerous times NO NO NO NO NO. Happened again with the same person I told no to before cause they actually got fired from the mall but still comes around like a creeper. Asking me "when are we hanging out" my response.."ASK MY MAN" mmmkay. I'd really just wanna smack a few people. Just a few. Damn assholes.

BE EMBARASSED! TAKE A HINT?! This is from a lil while ago but it's like seriously dude

Him: So wats up I nvr get any messages from u I normally have to send them to u. hows things

Me: same ol same

Him: Nice same here Did u hear the news yet

Me: what news

Him: My termination

Me: oh thats not news thats old new now

Him:I wasn't sure if u were aware who told u

Me: i dont remember it was a while ago

Him: Of course it was doesn't it hows the job hunt going

Me: I got a new job

Him: nice gotta celebrate yea we should totally to ur new job and mine

Me: i dont celebrate much anything..ever haha

Him: well theres a first time for everything plus I could make it fun and I know ur over do for a good time

Me: nahh

Him: well I tried just know all work and no play makes renai a dole girl

Me: it's dull lol I like dull I rather be dull

Him: why cant it be dole dole is boring and u seem like you live a meaningful life

Me: dole is a company that makes pineapples well grows them I like boring I like boring and I like quiet and I like sleep I don't like parties or being outside I like staying home and being by myself

Him: that it aint nothing wrong wit that I'm just trying to help

Me: with what?

Him: idk just reaching out to my amigos be a good friend could just throw me a bone